Wednesday, November 26, 2008

thinly veiled insults

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.


Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.


You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!


Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?


Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.


If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean


Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!


Hmm...I don't know what your problem is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...


Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop you when you were a baby?


Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you


Your trailer park called -- their trash is missing.


Did you have a big bowl of stupid flakes for breakfast?


You're such an airhead, whenever you sneeze you lose IQ points.


Your garden club called there ho is missing.

1 comment:

whatispunk said...

Not sure if title is part of the joke, or if *you're* being serious...